oh how i hate...

[violent femmes in case you didn't get it]

i spent the day working on my resume...which is torture.
i'm awful when it comes to writing about myself.
[wait a minute, who's this blog about? oh crap!]

strike that, i'm awful at self-promotion.

why can't i just write on there:
i'm good.
hire me.
pay me well.

hmmm?

oh, cause then every schmuck would do that?

i've sunken to the point of going around & asking people "what am i good at?"

none of which is something that would land me a job.
in fact, it might get me fired.

these people don't even know me THAT well...