thanks to "the D"

if you're grossed out by bodily functions – go away, don't read! you've been warned!

friday nite/early sat am i woke throughout the night to an orchestra in my intestines. & when i say orchestra, i'm not talking Mozart, I'm talking dr. suess's whos its & whats its bringing down the house…& bring down the house they did!

B & i woke with the absolute worst case of diarrhea known to man. if this had happened to Z, i would have had him at the hospital within an hour or 2 of it starting it was so bad. thankfully the child was spared but B & i had it in spades.

if i had any clue the day before i would have gone to the grocery store because we were low on food, but we had no warning of the impending debilitating disease. B & i weren't eating much, but we needed something & the child had recovered from his illness so he was eating everything you put in front of him.

i managed to shower, but didn't have the strength (& honestly, was afraid to venture so far from a toilet) to make it to the store, so we finally decided we had to make a call for help. so B called in a huge favor to "the D", that was an embarrassing call "yeah, the adults have the shits, the child can't drive & he's starving, could you bring us a loaf of bread? Just drive by & fling it at the door like a newspaper, don't stop"

Thanks to "the D" for saving our lives!